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TOP 10: LEAST ROMANTIC PLACES TO GET CAUGHT HAVING SEX
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St. Patrick's Day celebrations came early for a student couple who were busted getting down and dirty by a Delaware dumpster. Cops in Newark are hunting the duo caught on camera enjoying an inappropriate sex fest in broad daylight on Saturday afternoon. Romping away, the couple at first appeared unawares that their romantic tryst was being filmed by passersby. But they soon pulled away, and zipped up, after realizing they were being watched. Footage of the incident, in the rear parking lot of the Galleria Building on Main Street, was uploaded to YouTube. It's since gone viral - and the police are investigating the pair on suspicion of lewd conduct. A Newark Police spokesman said the couple was "engaging in sexual intercourse in public in plain view of numerous passersby." The man is described as being college-aged and with brown hair. He was last seen wearing a green button down shirt, khaki pants and brown boots, the woman is also of college-age, with blonde hair and was wearing a green short sleeve t-shirt, jean shorts, brown cowboy boots and glasses.

 

TOP 10: LEAST ROMANTIC PLACES TO GET CAUGHT HAVING SEX

 

1) IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM - NOTHING SAYS "ROMANCE" LIKE THE SMELLS OF A PUBLIC TOILET

 

2) IN THE BACK OF A TAXI CAB- HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE SAT THERE, AND NOW IT'S ON YOU

 

3) IN A PUBLIC BUS / TRAIN / SUBWAY - MOST FOLKS WOULD EAT IN THERE, LET ALONE THAT

 

4) BY OR IN A DUMPSTER- HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE SLUDGE THAT OOZES OUT OF THOSE THINGS?

 

5) AN ALLEY - UNLESS SHE'S A HOOKER GETTING PAID...NO.

 

6) IN A PARKING LOT- NOTHING'S MORE ROMANTIC THAN GETTING LOOKED AT BY SENIORS WITH SHOPPING CARTS

 

7) AT THE MOVIES - IT'S NOT ONLY UNROMANTIC, BUT RISKY AND STICKY

 

8) IN TRAFFIC - YOU ARE BEING SEEN BY EVERYONE

 

9) AT A CONCERT / OUTDOOR FESTIVAL - CHANCES ARE, YOU'LL WIND UP ON YOUTUBE

 

10) A DEPARTMENT STORE FITTING ROOM - IT'S SKEEVES US OUT TO TAKE OUR SHOES OFF ON THAT FLOOR, LET ALONE DO THE DEED ON IT. PLUS, THERE'S CAMERAS WATCHING.




 



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