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TOP 10: THINGS NOT TO DO AT A CHAMPIONSHIP RALLY

The University of Connecticut men’s basketball team returned home with the national championship and celebrated at a campus rally just before the women’s team played for the national title. The Huskies beat Kentucky 60-54 to win the title Monday night. Gampel Pavilion opened at 4:30 p.m. for the free public event.

 

TOP 10: THINGS NOT TO DO AT A CHAMPIONSHIP RALLY

 

1) GET ARRESTED - NOTHING SAYS "FAIL" MORE THAN LEAVING IN HANDCUFFS OR GETTING TASED 

2) ATTEMPT TO JUMP ONTO PARADE FLOAT- EVEN WORSE IF YOU MISS AND FALL ON YOUR ASS 

3) YELL THAT THE OTHER TEAM SHOULD'VE WON- THAT'S A BEATING FROM DIEHARDS AROUND YOU

4) DRINK SO MUCH YOU PASS OUT- WAKING UP WITH FOOTPRINTS ON YOUR BODY'S NO FUN 

5) ATTEMPT TO TOUCH / TAKE SELFIE WITH A PLAYER WITHOUT PERMISSION- YOUR PHONE MAY BECOME "INTERNAL" AFTERWARDS

6) THROW THINGS AT THE ATHLETES- UNLESS IT'S A HOT GIRL'S THONG....JUST DON'T 

7) LOOK OR APPEAR SUSPICIOUS- IN THESE TROUBLED TIMES, EVEN A SNEEZE...AND YOU'RE DEAD

 

8) TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF / MOON THE CROWD OR TEAM- AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO' THAT 

9) WEAR OPPOSING TEAM APPAREL - YOU MAY WIND UP GOING HOME SHIRTLESS...AND BLOODY

 

10) SET OFF ANY FIREWORKS- BAD IDEA TO MAKE NERVOUS ARMED SECURITY MORE NERVOUS WITH LOUD BANGS.

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