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TOP 10: THINGS WE CAN NO LONGER DO TO AJ (DUE TO STRESS)
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AJ not stressed at all

Diverticulitis sucks. It can be triggered by many things, stress being among them. I am the role model for stress.

 

TOP 10: THINGS WE CAN NO LONGER DO TO AJ (DUE TO STRESS) 

 

1) Make fun of the Top 10 list: The list is what it is. I didn't make it. ( except for THIS one, or other specially requested lists only I can provide)

 

2) Make fun of his "Flubbles": Everyone makes them. Even those high-priced, NYC news anchors have a bad speaking day.

 

3) No more "Fact-Checking": The last one cost Phil 10 bucks. (Still waiting on that money)

 

4) No leaving studio (Monkey Cage) in a mess after useage: If you see the room is tidy and neat, leave it tidy and neat. I'm not the damn cleaning crew.

 

5) No more making fun of that whole foot....thing: Admitting to something shouldn't become a dead horse to beat. You all have a weird too.

 

6) No more nasty, untrue comments from Joe Busko: You know I can wrench. Stop making it seem otherwise. I may not have as much time and talent as the next guy, but I'm no beginner either.

 

7) No more "My Pillow" commercials every 5 effing minutes: Please. We beseech you!

 

8) No rambling, incessant conversations from "Scarecrow" or Beefman during the Top 10 list: Make your guess, and move on. Talk later. I love your input, just not after I busted my ass looking for a list.

 

9) No more busting on whatever shoes I'm wearing that particular day: When I'm comfy, I'm happy. That brings the funny.

 

10) No sudden "high-pitched caterwalling": ( I'm looking at YOU....Pam )

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