NAME: Apple Solid Gold iPhone 5S
WHAT DOES IT DO: Instead of the typical gold finish, this one comes in solid, 24-karat gold covering the edges, top, bottom, and back. You can also choose the platinum or rose gold additions — and if you're really feeling like showing off, go ahead and upgrade it with Swarovski style embellishments on the logo, bezel, and more.
HOW MUCH: $3300
FUN FACT: Sometimes I put things up on this blog not to recommend them, but to show how ridiculous they are. This is one of those things.