Another Fond Belief Shot To Hell

Who started this lie that has been handed down for hundreds of years? How could we have allowed out children to be duped, how could we have bought into this lie when the truth was right before our eyes!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

NO WHERE DOES IT SAY HUMPTY WAS AN EGG!! Who created this egg myth? Have we been taken in by the World Wide Egg Conglomerate? We must seek out the truth on this affront to our childhood. Good Luck.