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Posted: 6:10 a.m. Wednesday, Dec. 12, 2012

Wed. 12/12/12 

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Allie from the Ridgefield Playhouse was in this morning to talk about the upcoming schedule, and to hand out some free tickets.

As the holidays get closer - folks get more and more stressed. Dr. Patty Ann was in to help out the Tribe.

Brandon Steiner is the CEO and founder of Steiner Sports - and he was on this morning to talk about his new book, and how to be a successful entrepreneur.

TOP 10 LIST:

IT CAN BE THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR FOR THOSE WHO SEEK REVENGE ON PARENTS THAT HAVE TICKED YOU OFF, OR YOU WANT REVENGE ON FOR GIVING YOUR OEN CHILD A PRESENT THAT HAS MADE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE...SINCE THE DAY THEY GAVE IT. HERE ARE SOME PRESENTS YOU CAN GIVE TO RETURN THE FAVOR...
 
TOP 10: PRESENTS TO GIVE CHILDREN WHOSE PARENTS YOU HATE
 
1) Play Doh. Kids love making thousands of things out of it. I don't so much share their enthusiasm as I scrub it out of carpets and seat cushions for weeks after.
2) Musical instruments. Unless it's a silent instrument, keep it at your own house, please.
3) Slime. A relative of goo, but even more messy. If that's possible
4) Legos. There is no pain like that of stepping down, full weight, on a Lego at 4 o'clock in the morning. It's enough for me to outlaw them entirely from the house.
5) Microphones. As if my kids aren't loud enough, without the aid of an instrument.
6) Toy guns. Especially ones that either have machine gun sdfx, or laser noises. Annoying.
7) Puzzles with a million pieces. Because little puzzle pieces seem to mate with socks and disappear in record speed.
8) Tickle Me Elmo- you will be tortured for the rest of your days with that non stop annoying laugh.
9) Anything that requires assembly. Unless, of course, you plan on doing the assembly.
10) Easy Bake Oven- kids will constantly need tending to for burns, upset stomachs, and if they are a boy, tears from getting beaten up on the school playground by other little boys

IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA:

Q: IN YOUR LIFETIME, YOU WILL DO THIS ABOUT 25 MILLION TIMES. WHAT IS IT ?
 
A: BEND YOUR FINGERS

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