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You Are Fat Because Your Team Sucks

Yet another reason has been found to blame for the fact that you are a fat tub of goo. Your teams sucks! Scientists actually did a study (where do these scientists find the money to fund these studies?) and found that fans of losing teams tend to be much heavier that fans of winning teams. If you want to be able to quote "science" the next time someone hassles you about your portly problems click here.

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