Chaz and AJ spent the entire news segment talking about the latest school shooting, another massacre at an elementary school, this time in Texas. (0:00) 

A Wisconsin couple fought off a bear that attacked them inside their home. Local sheriff, Larry Woebbeking was on the phone to share the brutal details of the fight, and how the couple escaped with their lives. (13:15) 

Vietnam veteran Theodore Mackey was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about his service during the war, as a SEAL that specialized in weapons training. He admitted a jungle dog saved his life on multiple occasions, including the time he was alerted to a nighttime ambush. (26:46) 

Dumb Ass News – Another gender reveal gone wrong – this time grandma took a shot to the chops for the announcement. (39:50)

Chaz and AJ have recently been former Governor Dan Malloy’s following his job in Maine as chancellor for the state’s public universities. Things have not gone well of late, and there’s a real possibility he loses his job because of it. (0:00) 

Comedian Paul Mecurio was in studio and spent a while talking about something he rarely brings up in public. Over 20 years ago, a stunt with Opie & Anthony led to the show getting fired, Paul getting arrested, and we finally get to hear Paul’s side of the story. (14:06) 

Jim Cannon, an aircraft carrier veteran, was on talking about the real life situations he found himself in during service. The original Top Gun movie is a far cry from reality, but with the long-awaited sequel coming out this weekend Jim was happy to share his stories. (32:48)

A viral video of a fist fight at an airport has cost one employee his job, and whole lot of pride after taking a shot to the head by a former NFL player. Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in their craziest fight stories. (42:49)

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The lead singer of Five Finger Death Punch suffered an eye injury on stage, after looking directly into one of the lasers the band uses for their shows. Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to share their eyeball injuries, and apparently shucking corn is something we should be using safety goggles for. (0:00) 

Former Secret Service agent Joe Russo was on with Chaz and AJ to talk about the story from South Korea, where two agents had to be sent home for getting drunk and making a scene before President Biden’s arrival. (8:57) 

Hartford Fire Chief Rodney Barco was on to talk about the apartment building fire over the weekend, where five people needed to be rescued. The chief went through the procedure for firefighters the second they arrive on scene, and also a separate incident involving a bear they had to help out of a tree. (26:15) 

Dumb Ass News – A TikToker shared a post with an x-ray as proof, claiming she needed surgery to remove an odd device that become stuck in odd place and prevented her from sleeping. (35:40) 

How hard can AJ blow? A TikTok challenge claims it’s impossible to blow out a candle with a stocking stretched over your head. (43:13)