Our bellies still hurt form laughing so hard on Saturday! Special thanks to Boardwalk Marina and Vinnie Brand’s Stress Factory Comedy Club for making it all happen!

Strip club weed stories in News (0:00), a funeral led to another funeral in Dumb Ass News (12:00), Dr. Rao stopped by (16:13), Street Pete came in with court audio (29:53), Petey Boy recaps the Patriots rally (48:49), and Kyle the Janitor has an issue with AJ’s Instagram post (51:12).
Car: Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow
Year: 1972
What made it famous: The Silver Shadow was designed with several modernizations in response to concerns that the company was falling behind in automotive innovation, most notably its unitary construction. Style-wise, its design was a major departure from its predecessor, the Silver Cloud. The new Shadow was 3 1⁄2 inches narrower and 7 inches shorter than the Silver Cloud, but still offered increased passenger and luggage space thanks to more efficient packaging made possible by unitary construction. Other new features included disc brakes replacing drums, and independent rear suspension instead of the outdated live axle design of previous Rolls models. The Shadow featured a 189 hp, 6.75 L V8 from 1970 to 1980. It was mated to a General Motors-sourced Turbo Hydramatic 400 automatic transmission. A distinctive feature was a high-pressure hydro-pneumatic suspension system licensed from Citroën, with dual-circuit braking and hydraulic self-levelling suspension. Rolls-Royce achieved a high degree of ride quality with this arrangement.
Why I would want one: For the sheer, immature joy of rolling up to someone at a stop light and asking for Grey Poupon.
Fun fact: The convertible variant was marketed as the Silver Shadow Drophead Coupé.
6:00. Chaz and AJ News. The incredibly stupid ideas being proposed in Hartford to deal with our highway congestion.
6:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.
6:20. Recap from Saturday’s comedy show.
6:30 – 6:50. I am going to eat your p#@#% tonight. Call in your most embarrassing text or email. Everyone on gets in the running for Adam Corolla Tickets.
7:00. Chaz and AJ News. 200 pounds of weed seized at a strip club.
7:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.
7:20. Dumb Ass News. Funeral leads to another funeral.
7:30 – 7:50. Dr Rao to talk flu and Chaz’s annual exam.
8:00. Chaz and AJ News.
8:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.
8:20 – 8:50. Why are you at court today with Street Pete.
9:00. Chaz and AJ News. Why they needed extra security at the Sundance debut of the Michael Jackson documentary.
9:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.
9:20. Dumb Ass News. Lawmaker proposes dress code for parents.
9:30. We talk to Vinnie Brand from The Stress Factory about this Saturday’s comedy show.
9:50. Call in with your 4-second final thought.
There are certain things that happen on a radio station that aren’t supposed to go over the air. Today Chaz broke radio’s number one rule and told AJ’s “off the air” story on the AIR.
AJ, off the record, told Chaz that the people who comment negatively on his Instagram posts are “toothless earth dogs”. According to him, it is a famous expression from his old Long Island radio station.
Chaz was so flabbergasted by this that he had to go on the air with it and nominate AJ for loser of the week. “No one can have a conversation (about your Instagram photos) unless it’s about you”.
Comic Pat Oates, who was in studio, was with AJ. You can’t break the Bro Code. “The three of us talked a lot of smack when the microphones are off. There are a lot of things we could have put on the air.”
Pam, mostly because she is insane, took another angle. She nominated people that go to Trader Joe’s for loser of the week. She went so far as calling those shoppers “organic toothless earth dogs”. It seems it is less about the store and more about rude patrons. “Open your eyes and look to see that there are other people around you. I hate when people act like they are the only people shopping at the store”.
In the end, the votes went to Chaz who accepted Loser of the Week with pride. “No one would know about toothless earth dogs if it wasn’t for me”.
Solid point
Richie Cannata on Joining Billy Joel’s Band
Petey Boy on Patriots
Boss Keith’s Top 5 Worst Comics
#DumbAssNews – Stolen Cheese Grater
Car: Pontiac GTO Convertible
Year: 1966
What makes it special: The GTO was manufactured by Pontiac from 1964 to 1974 model years, and by GM’s subsidiary Holden in Australia from 2004 to 2006 model years. The first generation of the GTO was a muscle car produced in the 1960’s and the 1970’s. Although there were muscle cars introduced earlier than the GTO, it’s considered by some to have started the trend with all four domestic automakers offering a variety of competing models. For the 1964 and 1965 model years, the GTO was an optional package on the intermediate-sized Pontiac Lemans. The 1964 GTO VIN number started with VIN 82… The 1965 GTO VIN number started with VIN 237… The GTO became a separate model from 1966 to 1971 VIN 242… It became an optional package again for the 1972 and 1973 intermediate Le Mans. For 1974, the GTO optional package was offered on the compact-sized Ventura.
What made it famous: The GTO became a separate Pontiac model in 1966, instead of being an “option package” on the Tempest LeMans. The entire GM “A” body intermediate line was restyled that year, gaining more curvaceous styling with kicked-up rear fender lines for a “Coke-bottle” look, and a slightly “tunneled” backlight. The tail light featured a louvered cover, only seen on the GTO. The GTO was available as a pillared coupe, a hardtop, and a convertible. Also an automotive industry first, plastic front grilles replaced the pot metal and aluminum versions seen on earlier years. New Strato bucket seats were introduced with higher and thinner seat backs and contoured cushions for added comfort and adjustable headrests were introduced as a new option. The instrument panel was redesigned and more integrated than in previous years with the ignition switch moved from the far left of the dash to the right of the steering wheel. Four pod instruments continued, and the GTO’s dash was highlighted by walnut veneer trim. Engine and carburetor choices remained the same as the previous year, except the Tri Power option was discontinued mid-model year. A new engine was offered that saw few takers: the XS option consisted of a factory Ram Air set up with a new 744 high lift cam. Approximately 35 factory installed Ram Air packages are believed to have been built, though 300 dealership installed Ram Air packages are estimated to have been ordered. On paper, the package was said to produce the same 360 hp as the non-Ram Air, Tri Power car.
Why I would want one: Always loved the mid-60’s stacked headlight look. To me, this was the greatest period of the Pontiac GTO.
Fun fact: Although Pontiac had strenuously promoted the GTO in advertising as the “GTO tiger,” it had become known in the youth market as the “goat.”
6:00. Chaz and AJ News. Governor Lamont on weed. Taxes. Tolls.
6:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars. Petey Boy on phone.
6:20 – 6:50. Billy Joel’s legendary saxophonist Richie Cannata. They’re at the Ridgefield Playhouse tonight!
7:00. Chaz and AJ News. Walmart is looking for drivers. Big bucks. Plus Comedian Pat Oates joins us in studio!
7:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.
7:20. Dumb Ass News. Man yells “He stole my soap” on tv news.
7:30. Scot Haney with the Channel 3 WFSB Weather. Steal anything from work?
7:40 & 7:50. What you stole from work? Call in to be in the running for Santana Doobie Brothers Tickets. 877-764-2535
8:00. Chaz and AJ News.
8:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.
8:20 – 8:50. Vote for Loser of the Week.
9:00. Chaz and AJ News.
9:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars. Petey Boy replay?
9:20. Dumb Ass News. Man allows 11 year old to drive to school.
9:30. Boss Keith’s Top 5.
9:40. Billy Joel’s legendary saxophonist Richie Cannata. They’re at the Ridgefield Playhouse tonight!
9:50. Call in with your 4-second final thought. 877-764-2535
Wiggy is a history buff, and it shows! This week, he reviews the book, “Leadership in Turbulent Times”, by Doris Kearns Goodwin. The book gives you mini biographies of some of the nation’s most influential presidents of Early America, such as Abraham Lincoln. It even won a Pulitzer Prize!
While not quite the Fyre Festival, Jimmy Koplik had his own mess of a concert in the summer of 1973. He was on “Chaz and AJ” this morning to discuss how the Watkins Glen Summer Jam turned out to be his own personal disaster.
The Summer Jam was to feature the Grateful Dead and the Allman Brothers. Tickets were ten dollars and the venue was to hold 150,000 people. The Dead were going to open up the show because, as Koplik stated, “they felt that there was a certain magic opening it up and welcoming everybody there and getting everybody moving”.
Sadly, it all went wrong Friday night when the New York State Police shut down the thruway because two hundred thousand people showed up right around the same time. From there, Koplik attests, “the gates came down because we were prepared for 150,000 people and 600,000 ended up showing up”
The show, on Saturday, was basic chaos with far too many people for the venue. Once all the people left there was another problem. “We realized we forgot to put garbage pails out. There were 600,000 people’s worth of garbage all over the field”.
His cleaning company refused to do it for original 5,000 dollars and, after a week of haggling, the New York Department of Health threatened to arrest him if he neglected the mess any longer. The 23 year old Koplik wrote a check out for $50,000 which would be $283,000 in today’s dollars.
After the mess of Summer Jam, Koplik considered going to the 1994 Woodstock but they asked him to stay home. Chaz put it best, “You know it was a good party when they say don’t come back”.
Photo: Jimmy Koplik (right) and Shelly Finkle on stage viewing the aftermath of their historic Watkins Glen Allman Brothers Band, Grateful Dead, The Band Concert in 1973. Courtesy of Jimmy Koplik.