Southwest Airlines passenger allegedly stripped naked, pooped on seat as plane landed: report Passersby grab $300K in bills after security truck accidentally spills cash in Illinois Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, April 29th
Sperm racing in LA: Inside the first-of-its-kind race that’s taking the internet by storm NFL Draft kicks off with ‘worst-ever’ national anthem performance as fans slam Stephen Wilson Jr. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it
Dumbass News: Friday, April 25th
Barefoot Florida man wrangles 7-foot alligator with trash can in insane video Client furious over unexpected text she got after receiving a Brazilian wax Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, April 24th
TikTok mom baffled after restaurant boots her for letting toddler ‘wander off’ during dinner Florida man caught on camera pinning down 11-year-old girl he thought was egging his home Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 23rd
Man, 84, critically injured after falling from cross during crucifixion reenactment Woman caught with nearly 1,300 pounds of cocaine is released after posting $750,000 bond Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, April 22nd
Man accused of CT car dealership tire thefts texted selfie bragging of his haul, warrant says Florida Man Sleeping In His Vehicle In A Turn Lane Tells Cops He Drank 25 Beers Before His Nap School director was ‘ringleader of makeshift child fight club’
Dumbass News: Monday, April 21st
Lexington unveiled a 250th commemorative arch. It did not go according to plan Fugitives found at West Haven restaurant with illegal fireworks Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, April 17th
Flight passenger loses it after child stabs her with fork while mom slept: ‘I’m gonna f–k her up’ Florida bride late for wedding stopped by police after her driver is clocked going 105 mph: officials Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 16th
800 pounds of marijuana found in stranded motorist’s van Florida women arrested for selling human remains on Facebook Marketplace Scot stunned to find Lego brick stuck in ear for 20 years Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, April 15th
Spotted: Bear in a tree outside Westfarms Boss shocked by Gen Zer’s ‘unprofessional’ stunt during job interview Woman Fakes Muteness for 16 Years to Collect Disability Pension Naked Canadian wacko arrested at Disneyland after scaring visitors on drugged-up bender Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here