A New Jersey lifeguard is OK after being impaled by an umbrella, but Chaz and AJ learned their guest Dan Shea had been impaled before, too. Dan shared the whole story about getting a pencil stuck through his arm in class. (0:00)
East Haven makes an appearance in Dumb Ass News, after a person impersonating an employee tried to take two air conditioning units. (14:38)
Michael from Wallingford, AKA Worcester Mike, is the last finalist for the Chaz and AJ LawnCast. Mike was on the phone to pitch his house, with easy parking, access to the Pig Rig, a pool, a patio and regulation corn hole. (20:02)
Roberta Camille Lione, a luxury wedding planner from Italy, joined Chaz and AJ on the phone to talk about the logistics that go into planning the Bezos wedding in Venice. (37:03)
Boss Keith was back after missing two weeks, for his Top 5 things that happened in June. None of them seemed to make him too happy, though. (50:51)