A Middletown daycare worker was sentenced to 8 years for tossing a 2-year-old “like luggage.” How much time will she actually serve? Attorney Norm Pattis was on the phone to explain the nuances of the criminal court system. (0:00)
In Dumb Ass News, a woman freaks out on a plane and is duct taped to her chair. She put on one hell of a show, though. (15:20)
Also in Dumb Ass News, an attack squirrel has sent multiple people to the hospital. Two victims, Joan Heblack and Isabel Campoy, were on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to share their stories. (23:13)
Boss Keith, now “Commander Keith,” was in for his weekly Top 5. He wants everyone to know about the nudity in “The Hunting Wives,” and found a way to bitch about the Foo Fighters coming to Toad’s Place. (34:00)
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