A Middletown daycare worker was sentenced to 8 years for tossing a 2-year-old “like luggage.” How much time will she actually serve? Attorney Norm Pattis was on the phone to explain the nuances of the criminal court system. (0:00) 

In Dumb Ass News, a woman freaks out on a plane and is duct taped to her chair. She put on one hell of a show, though. (15:20) 

Also in Dumb Ass News, an attack squirrel has sent multiple people to the hospital. Two victims, Joan Heblack and Isabel Campoy, were on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to share their stories. (23:13) 

Boss Keith, now “Commander Keith,” was in for his weekly Top 5. He wants everyone to know about the nudity in “The Hunting Wives,” and found a way to bitch about the Foo Fighters coming to Toad’s Place. (34:00)

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Mike Lapitino was on the phone to handle the Chaz and AJ Top 10 list this morning, all about his favorite classic cartoon characters. (0:00) 

AJ was on the phone with an update from his hospital room, and hung around to comment on a news story about a bear that invaded a home in Simsbury. (19:03)

The Tribe was calling in with their encounters with “nutbags,” including a man repeatedly trying to order his food from the trash can in the drive thru. (32:31) 

Collective Soul bassist Will Turpin was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the band playing Toad’s Place tomorrow! Will specifically remembered playing there in 1994, and talked all about the band recording their new album at the Palm Springs house that was once owned by Elvis. (39:28) 

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