The school year is brand new, but already there are stories of teachers duct-taping masks to 9-year-old students. Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in the craziest things they remember teachers doing from when they were in school. (0:00) 

The teacher stories continued in news, with audio from a Las Vegas report about the parent that is furious with the substitute teacher for using duct tape to keep a mask on her 9-year-old’s face. (4:44) 

Connecticut is laying claim to inventing the fish sandwich. Anthony D’Amato was on the phone to share how his grandfather is the first known person to put fried fish on toast. back in 1933. (21:45) 

Liberty DeVitto, long-time drummer with Billy Joel called in this morning to talk about the live album they recorded in 1980, which included a performance from Toad’s Place. Liberty shared stories (with Sesame Street playing in the background,) and talked about the show he’s doing in Orange with the Lords of 52nd Street this Saturday. (33:57) 

Dumb Ass News – An elderly patient was delivered to the wrong house, after leaving hospice care. The entire, awkward conversation was caught on a security camera. (46:00)

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Dumb Ass News – A child explains how to fart, without making a sound. (0:00) 

Chaz and AJ talked about the passing of actor Michael K. Williams, but neither had seen him in his best known role as Omar from “The Wire.” (8:34) 

Since kids are going back to school Chaz and AJ invited Nick the Science Guy to come on and give some 5th grade science questions to AJ and Ashley. Can they identify an insect? Name the clouds? (18:42) 

Is the real estate market in Connecticut still wildly active? Jonathan Carbutti was on the phone to explain why he’s still recommending potential buyers to make an offer over the listing price. (35:13) 

Dumb Ass News – Turns out, it’s not just the Scottish folks in the audio clip who cannot properly say “purple burglar alarm.” (48:15)

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