Dumb Ass News – Turns out, both Chaz and AJ hate scented candles. (0:00)

Governor Lamont called in from Greenwich, where his phone connection was not great, but he offered his thoughts on the election, and the changes the state has made with rising cases of coronavirus. (5:24)

While searching for a song to play on repeat for AJ in the Box, someone suggested “Henry the 8th” and already everyone is sick of hearing it. (18:28)

President Trump was on the phone to talk about the election and offer his final points to voters, and Joe Biden wanted to talk Panda Express. Then, Raving Ryan was live at the polls locally, where a trumpet player was keeping people’s spirits up. (37:04)

Dumb Ass News – Chaz is tired of the voting memes on Instagram, and is looking forward to it being over today. (43:35)

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AJ should be happy! The McRib is coming back. Somehow, after 90 seconds of celebration, it turned into a meltdown where he was angry at everyone. (0:00)

Erica Biagetti is in charge of school lunches, and was on to explain to Chaz and AJ how things are a little different from when they were in school. Plus, why eating all of your Halloween candy today is a bad idea. (7:05)

Dumb Ass News – A recap of AJ’s best flubbles, while melting down about the McRib. Plus, Ashley tried to convince everyone that she watched her punishment assignment, “Battlefield Earth.” (17:35)

Wayne Carini of Chasing Classic Cars was on to talk about the song that would annoy him the most to hear over and over, and talked about the app he’s developed to help make his life easier finding classic cars. (26:00)

Captain Ed Benecchi from the Plymouth Police Dept. was on with the latest on the escaped beefalo, which has eluded capture since August. (37:16)

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Governor Lamont held a very serious press conference yesterday about the rising infection rate. Chaz and AJ played the clip with some music to amplify the effect, and then played a word association game with AJ saying the first thing he could think of when presented with a “red alert” town. (0:00)

Ashley still hasn’t watched “Sinister,” so she will be punished with the worst movie Chaz and AJ could think of, “Battlefield Earth.” John Travolta called in to talk about his movie being misunderstood. (9:49)

Dumb Ass News – In Florida, where all the dumbasses live, a man was mauled by a black leopard. He actually paid for this experience, too. (12:24)

Tony Spera is the son in law of Ed and Lorraine Warren, and was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to address rumors that the infamous Annabelle doll had escaped/been lost. Plus, some chilling audio from a job Tony assisted on in 2013. (21:21)

Carole Baskin of “Tiger King” fame was on the show, and Chaz and AJ had more than one question for her about the disappearance of her husband. (34:09)

Boss Keith was in for his weekly Top 5 list, which was full of anger and rage over Halloween being ruined this year. (41:52)

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