Chaz and AJ invited guitarist Jimi Bell in studio this morning, to talk about nearly getting the gig as Ozzy’s next guitarist. Jimi also shared all about the success he’s had as a musician, from working with Michael J. Fox and Joan Jett, to writing a Black Sabbath song during the Dio years, and his encounter with Eddie Van Halen. (0:00)  

Truck Driver Grand Champion Roland Bolduc was on the phone to explain how difficult it is to win the national title in truck driving competitions. (38:38) 

In Dumb Ass News, a recent lottery winner was tased after a bar argument about being a millionaire needed police involvement. (53:33) 

Stony Creek Brewery has closed, but NEBCO was willing to step in to their facilities. Rob Leonard from NEBCO was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the deal, and the legendary “G-Bot” internet fight. (1:00:17)

In Dumb Ass News, a “doctor” gets in trouble after conducting genital exams at home, without a lisence. (1:09:52) 

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ played a news report about the arrest of a serial  offender, diaper-wearing weirdo. (0:00) 

Live Nation’s Jimmy Koplik is celebrating a birthday today, so Chaz and AJ called him to ask how he’ll be celebrating. (8:51) 

News 8’s Ashley Baylor was in studio with Chaz and AJ, and admitted sometimes people will come up to her to complain about the weather. Ashley attempted to clear up some common misconceptions about the job of an on-air weather person. (12:18) 

In Dumb Ass News, a drive-by suspect was caught and arrested, after being found nude (and lewd) in his car. (19:52) 

More than half of Americans are stressing about food cost. Chaz and AJ opened the phones to the Tribe, so we can all share our money saving hacks at the grocery store. (0:00)  

In Dumb Ass News, a woman made the news after dancing on a roof, and falling into a chimney where she became stuck. (12:18)  

Road rage made headlines in Connecticut again, so Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with the weapons they keep in their cars for protection. Steel rebar, mace, a lump hammer, and a broken pool cue were all called in. (21:12)  

Yesterday, a woman called with a story of a bat flying into her open mouth. Chaz and AJ continued the conversation today with the Tribe, asking them to call in the gross or disgusting things that have accidentally wound up in their mouths. (37:27) 

Waterbury’s Dick Clark was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about befriending the raccoons in his neighborhood, by feeding them grapes and apples. (53:14)  

Boss Keith is back from vacation, and was still pissed about his flight home from Reno. His Top 5 this week was all about the ways to improve air travel for everyone. (1:05:24)