The Fortnite “black hole” is explained to Chaz and AJ by gamers in the Tribe (0:00), Dumb Ass News – Ridgefield police respond to reports of gunfire, only to find out the culprit is bubble-wrap (11:00), the East Haven FD needs help finding “Sparky” since they can’t call the East Haven PD who claim they stole it! Plus, which department will sing an embarrassing song at the Chaz and AJ Toy Drive? (15:32), the drag racing bust in New Haven, as explained by one of the racers who claimed to have been on the scene (30:23), and a clip of Elton John talking about trying cocaine for the first time hilariously pairs well with an AJ sound clip (42:52).

Dumb Ass News – Florida morons don’t know basic American history (0:00), Senator Richard Blumenthal talks about the 5 marathons he’s run (2:35), Attorney Matt Maddox with the latest developments in the missing New Canaan mom case, including the fight he thinks Norm Pattis can win (10:36), court audio with Joey the DUI guy (23:12), and Chaz and AJ are both annoyed by the viral proposal from the Hartford Marathon, and the guy that broke the world record for fastest marathon time is exposed as a fraud (34:56).