Dumb Ass News – Comedian Ayesheh Mae was in studio, as Chaz and AJ addressed their “people to punch in the face” lists. One of these lists was recently found at a grocery store. (0:00)

David Standridge, chef at Mystic’s Shipwright’s Daughter, was on to talk about winning the James Beard award. David admitted to not using his notes during his speech, Gordon Ramsay visiting the kitchen recently (prior to his bicycle accident,) and what it was like to open up in 2020. (5:37)

Live Nation’s Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ to address the early ticket sale success for the Soundside Music Festival, just missing an opportunity to speak with Paul McCartney, and some of the artists he’s struggled to work with in the past. (13:30)

It’s all over the news, a heat wave has descended upon Connecticut. Chaz and AJ are more than a little annoyed that this is such big news, given that everyone should already know the important ways to stay safe in the heat. (0:00)

Principal Scott Jefferey from Cheshire was named one of 2024’s “Principals of the Year.” He was on to talk about the types of behavior that will land students in his office today, which sounds very different from when Chaz and AJ were last in school. (9:57)

Dumb Ass News – Moron teenager was arrested for knocking over a porta potty with a mom and her 4-year-old daughter trapped inside. (17:30)

Comedian Vince Berry recently screwed up a first date so badly, he blocked her on social media. While explaining how he blew his chance, Jojo in Wallingford called to give him another shot, and he nearly bombed that as well! (23:15)

Gene Ching, author and weapons expert, was on with Chaz and AJ to talk about the origins (and truth) behind Mr. Miyagi from “The Karate Kid.” Plus, his favorite sword fight scenes in movies, according to accuracy and authenticity. (37:32)

A carnival ride became stuck, stranding numerous passengers upside-down for over 30 minutes. Chaz and AJ also talked about a rescue that happened in Connecticut, a boat carrying nine people began to sink. (0:00)

Dumb Ass News – A cop was fired for filming an OnlyFans video while in uniform. (12:12)

Armada Brewing in New Haven all started with Johnny Kraszewski, a $20,000 check, and some scary late night renovations. Now, they are one of the most successful breweries in the state, hosting paranormal nights and wrestling events. (18:37)

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay was in a terrible bicycle accident in Connecticut recently, sharing a video to his social media about the importance of wearing a helmet. Gordon also showed off his gnarly, bruised body and Chaz and AJ attempted a re-enactment of his crash. (26:52)

The Tribe attempted to Stump the Chumps with their Academy Awards trivia. Chaz and AJ did not know many of the answers today, but thoroughly enjoyed learning from the questions being called in. (30:05)