Dumbass News: Wednesday August 14th

Dumbass News: Wednesday August 14th

Defendant Could Get 558 Days in Jail for Contempt After Telling Mich. Judge, ‘Kiss My A–‘ A car plowed through her Manassas property. She says the driver offered $50K not to call police. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday August 13th

Dumbass News: Tuesday August 13th

Polk County man stabbed roommate over argument on who spent the most on fueling their car Phone retailer employee texts himself nude photos from customer’s phone Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday August 12th

Dumbass News: Monday August 12th

‘Don’t be pooping on the beach,’ Doug Ford says of Ontario town saga Florida man jumps off bridge into river to avoid arrest Florida man wanted for stealing $1,000 worth of adult toys Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday August 6th

Dumbass News: Tuesday August 6th

A New Haven police cruiser stolen…with the officer inside? Man arrested for licking and sucking a woman’s hair in the mall.

Dumbass News: Monday August 5th

Dumbass News: Monday August 5th

A fight over bland chicken involves a gun a knife and a can of bug spray A Former Connecticut news anchor arrested in Texas after a margarita-fueled brawl. A mom finally learns the definition of an old “new” acronym.

Dumbass News: Thursday August 1st

Dumbass News: Thursday August 1st

Florida Man Exposes Himself During Road Rage Incident Phone Scammer Tricks Woman Into Undressing To “Verify Her Identity”