Stupid, CrimeCircle K Clerk Battered With Chocolate Egg Pepperoni tossed at NJ woman’s home, car in bizarre vandalism case: ‘As an Italian, it hurts the heart’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 30th
Disney theme park guests are pooping while waiting on line for rides Kentucky convenience store bathrooms transform into disco clubs Woman Rescued from Garbage Truck in New Hampshire Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, January 29th
British zoo has new plan to rehabilitate its potty-mouthed parrots Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, January 26th
Woman stole Walmart shoppers’ horse and buggy while they were in Michigan store Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, January 25th
Boyfriend busted for dressing in drag to take career exam for girlfriend New driver charged with having a beer while driving to ‘celebrate’ passing road test 20 minutes earlier Prankster busted for taping dead fish to ATMs across city Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 24th
A suspect spent 20 minutes in a port-o-potty during a standoff with police. A woman pays for a dead hamster to resemble a pole dancer. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 23rd
Man spent days partying before realizing he’d been shot in the head Drones dropping adult toys on rooftops and traffic lights in Oklahoma City spark chaos as cops hunt suspect behind prank Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, January 22nd
Elderly Georgia man burns 75% of his body trying to open bag of chips with lighter ‘You got chocolate on your mouth’: DoorDash customer confronts delivery driver who allegedly ate some of her cookies ‘Disbelief’: Thieves cut down 500-foot radio tower to steal copper from it, owner says North Carolina man arrested for shooting Taco…
Dumbass News: Friday, January 19th
‘Hail Satan’: County meeting opens with invocation praising the devil No snakes on a plane: “Emotional support” boa constrictor discovered by TSA Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, January 18th
A Thief Stole $900, But Slipped on the Ice as He Was Trying to Flee Delivery driver threw pizza at suspects during attempted carjacking in Portland Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here