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Clown ‘Home Invasion’ Prank Goes Wildly Awry in Wisconsin Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Texas Southern band member punches heckler in the stands, continues playing Florida man whacks acquaintance with hatchet during argument over spilled beer, deputies say Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
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A dad sues hospital after witnessing a C-section. A Poison Control Center Employee Eats a Silica Packet to “Prove a Point” — Um, What? NJ school janitor performed sickening sex acts with cafeteria utensils, poured bleach on students’ food: cops Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Napa Homeowner Allegedly Stabbed By Trespasser Pulls Knife Out of His Own Back, Stabs Suspect Banana Tried To Give Police The Slip Couple thinks they found a message in a bottle at the beach — turns out it was someone’s ashes: ‘Sorry Geoff’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Sir Cliff Richard Makes Unfortunate ‘Insemination’ Slip-Up And Leaves Everyone Stunned Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here