Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 2nd

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 2nd

Fury as Passenger Reserves Plane Seats With Unusual Method—’Took Advantage’ Furious mom of teen DUI suspect squares up to cop and the pair both end up getting arrested Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, December 14th

Dumbass News: Thursday, December 14th

Man blows up his apartment trying to kill cockroach Woman Who Has Been Arrested An Astounding 62 Times Just Got Arrested, Again I accidentally burnt my Christmas gift after my husband hid it in the oven Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, December 12th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, December 12th

California hiker rescued after 7 hours pinned beneath a boulder that weighed at least 6,000 pounds Woman sings gospel songs, urinates on herself after DUI arrest following Florida Keys police chase Man declares he still loves girlfriend who shot him in testicle Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, December 11th

Dumbass News: Monday, December 11th

Woman who allegedly stole $800 worth of Barbie toys, led police on high-speed chase arrested Woman shot in jewelry store robbery said, ‘Happy holidays. I don’t want to hurt y’all,’ then unleashed bear spray, owner says Woman caught shoplifting with more than 70 police officers present at ‘shop with a cop’ event Think you have…

Dumbass News: Thursday, December 7th

Dumbass News: Thursday, December 7th

Woman celebrates 30th birthday at Costco: ‘Cheapest and best birthday dinner yet’ Florida man hurls sausages at older brother during disagreement: police Self-professed healer charged in death of grandmother at ‘slapping therapy’ workshop Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, December 6th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, December 6th

Caught with his pants down: NYC robbery suspect’s colorful underwear help lead to arrest Woman sentenced to fast-food job after hurling Chipotle bowl at worker Fly discovered in man’s colon shocks doctors: ‘This is just unheard of’ Florida man ‘tried to circumcise’ 2-year-old cousin while babysitting, police say Think you have a dumb enough story?…

Dumbass News: Tuesday, December 5th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, December 5th

Woman nearly chokes to death on food — and then swallows toothbrush whole in freak accident Warren Zeiders Brutally Roasted For His National Anthem Performance At Big 12 Championship: “What The Hell Was That?” Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, December 4th

Dumbass News: Monday, December 4th

A Florida woman attempted to eat fake money as she was placed under arrest, police say Florida Man Loses His Mind After Someone Took His Parking Spot Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, December 1st

Dumbass News: Friday, December 1st

Veteran Ohio defense attorney Jack Blakeslee suspended for pooping in Pringles can that he dumped at victim advocacy center Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, November 30th

Dumbass News: Thursday, November 30th

Florida woman stabs boyfriend in eye with rabies needle for looking at other women: Police Mobile home pulled over by Virginia State Troopers after house gets stuck in street, hits overpass Child driving stolen construction forklift leads Ann Arbor police on chase Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here