Russian Singer Gets Military Summons for Wearing a Sock on His Penis Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 10th
A woman sets Guinness world record for doing something with her nose Burglar busted while attempting to use an Uber as a getaway Amateur treasure hunter plunges 130 feet to his death in hole he dug inside his home Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 9th
Police arrest naked man who ‘cannonball’ jumped into aquarium at an Alabama Bass Pro Shop ‘Between the cheeks:’ Florida man found hiding meth in his rear after hit-and-run crash Man has to be rescued after getting himself stuck in a large vase at party Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, January 5th
Businessman sues his doctor after botched penis enlargement Florida man sues Dunkin’ over toilet ‘explosion’ that he says left him filthy, injured Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, January 4th
Food fight! Huge brawls breaks out over undercooked biryani Pet pig sets Pennsylvania home on fire trying to stay warm Couple forced to ‘doo’ the unthinkable after dog gobbles $4K in cash: ‘Only one way to get that money back’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 3rd
Florida mom baffled by bizarre theft: ‘I come home, and my driveway is gone’ Pastor accused of trying to push McDonald’s worker’s head into fryer Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 2nd
Fury as Passenger Reserves Plane Seats With Unusual Method—’Took Advantage’ Furious mom of teen DUI suspect squares up to cop and the pair both end up getting arrested Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, December 14th
Man blows up his apartment trying to kill cockroach Woman Who Has Been Arrested An Astounding 62 Times Just Got Arrested, Again I accidentally burnt my Christmas gift after my husband hid it in the oven Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, December 12th
California hiker rescued after 7 hours pinned beneath a boulder that weighed at least 6,000 pounds Woman sings gospel songs, urinates on herself after DUI arrest following Florida Keys police chase Man declares he still loves girlfriend who shot him in testicle Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, December 11th
Woman who allegedly stole $800 worth of Barbie toys, led police on high-speed chase arrested Woman shot in jewelry store robbery said, ‘Happy holidays. I don’t want to hurt y’all,’ then unleashed bear spray, owner says Woman caught shoplifting with more than 70 police officers present at ‘shop with a cop’ event Think you have…