‘Is this a life or death emergency?’ Man calls 911 over bad Tim Hortons coffee order Rabid otter bites man and dog in Florida Driver choking on French fry blamed for crash in Kentucky Vacuum containing hundreds of hornets stolen from Philadelphia beekeeper’s truck Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.
Man mortified after accidentally sending cheeky photo of wife to entire contact list Man charged with running illegal dentist’s office out of Massachusetts convenience store Florida woman ‘borrowed’ alligator from previous job for her birthday photo shoot, left in hotel bathtub: officials Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.
Florida Siblings, 10 and 11, Drove Off in Mom’s Car After She Took Their Electronics Ohio Man Compared to Incredible Hulk After Meltdown at Michigan Golf Course Man Takes Devoted Pet Turkey Everywhere He Goes Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.
The Weirdest Lies You Were Told As a Kid Couple Awarded $1,400 Compensation After Moving Seats Due to Farting Dog on Flight Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.
Semi-Truck Carrying Sex Toys Spills Out Onto Oklahoma Highway Naked man strolling through DFW Airport Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.
Buffalo Bills fan found naked, covered in human waste after falling down hole by Highmark Stadium Hundreds of people who identify as dogs gather in city center: ‘Call animal control’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.
Tennesse man pleads guilty to threatening Little Caesars worker with AK-47 over wait for pizza Moment ‘drunk’ stripper tries seducing cop, dares him to tase her because it’s ‘kinky’ Alabama band director tased for refusing to stop playing after HS football game Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.
‘Look how big it is!’ Girl Scout troop swims away from charging alligator while on camping trip Florida man man arrested for Snickers bar battery Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.
Did a woman use her fat rolls to sneak a gun into a game? A guy exposes his sausage in a hotel breakfast area Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.
Woman unaware of red and blue flashing lights on her car didn’t realize why drivers pulled over Washington police deputy barks like a dog to scare car thieves Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.