Woman celebrates 30th birthday at Costco: ‘Cheapest and best birthday dinner yet’ Florida man hurls sausages at older brother during disagreement: police Self-professed healer charged in death of grandmother at ‘slapping therapy’ workshop Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Caught with his pants down: NYC robbery suspect’s colorful underwear help lead to arrest Woman sentenced to fast-food job after hurling Chipotle bowl at worker Fly discovered in man’s colon shocks doctors: ‘This is just unheard of’ Florida man ‘tried to circumcise’ 2-year-old cousin while babysitting, police say Think you have a dumb enough story?…
Woman nearly chokes to death on food — and then swallows toothbrush whole in freak accident Warren Zeiders Brutally Roasted For His National Anthem Performance At Big 12 Championship: “What The Hell Was That?” Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
A Florida woman attempted to eat fake money as she was placed under arrest, police say Florida Man Loses His Mind After Someone Took His Parking Spot Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Veteran Ohio defense attorney Jack Blakeslee suspended for pooping in Pringles can that he dumped at victim advocacy center Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Florida woman stabs boyfriend in eye with rabies needle for looking at other women: Police Mobile home pulled over by Virginia State Troopers after house gets stuck in street, hits overpass Child driving stolen construction forklift leads Ann Arbor police on chase Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Florida woman caught with meth, Valium begs cops not to take her sex toy during drug bust Sheriff: Meth sewn into underwear in Barton County smuggling attempt Man who suffered headaches for 5 months learns he had chopsticks stuck in his brain Menifee County teen rescued after bad fall at Broke Leg Falls Think you…
Harry Baals Gets Snubbed As Building Name Sheriff: GA man wearing chicken suit, high on mushrooms arrested after rampage through neighborhood Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Police: Man tried to kill victim who was ‘eating all the tacos’ Man Gets Struck by Lightning Twice in 5 Minutes Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
British tourist is left covered in blood by 20 women at Thai strip club when they started fighting over customers ‘with legs flying everywhere’ Georgia woman accidentally tipped more than $7,000 for a Subway sandwich ‘My Christmas tree tried to kill me’: Parma woman rushed to hospital following exposure to first real Christmas tree St.…