Person In Mickey Mouse Costume Wanted For Threatening Tourists With A Knife A passenger says a United pilot forcibly removed him from an airplane bathroom. Now he is suing Man nearly electrocuted after cutting copper wire, knocking out power in Northeast Philadelphia Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Florida woman arrested for allegedly slicing man’s face open with Pringles can Toddler, 3, Saves Great-Grandma After She Suffers Scary Fall, She ‘Calls Him Her Hero’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Man chugs beer in stolen ambulance before being arrested by police, authorities say United passenger punches gate agent and knocks him out Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
‘That Ain’t No Crappie.’ Watch This 13-Year-Old Catch a State-Record Largemouth Bass Through the Ice Man seen casually eating pieces of bloody NYC rat corpse in stomach-churning video: ‘What the f–k?’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Florida police officer drops off pizza for delivery worker stymied by 8-foot alligator Children interrupt BBC News interview Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Man Undergoes Emergency Surgery After Suffering Ruptured Artery by Picking His Nose Woman Jumped on Car During Road Rage Incident Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
4-year-old boy calls 911 on his mom for eating his ice cream: ‘Come get my mommy’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Man arrested in Surfside after odd behavior with ‘Chucky’ doll Man charged second time with attempting sex act with Metrolink seat Man Eats 1 Kilo of Burning Charcoal in a Minute for World Record Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Amazon delivery driver runs over pedestrian A New Waffle House Brawl Has Dropped and This Might Be the Best One of All-Time Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Banana arrested after confronting lobster in downtown Athens Shirtless Florida man steals patrol car, carjacks woman in wild chase Workers planned to drink it: 200-year-old ‘witch bottle’ with urine found in Cleethorpes Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here