Dumbass News: Thursday, January 23rd

Dumbass News: Thursday, January 23rd

Costco shoppers brawl over coveted Pokémon cards inside LA store: ‘Get the f–k off of me’ Wild video shows arsonist set themself on fire trying to burn down barber shop Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 22nd

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 22nd

Woman handcuffed son to oil tank as punishment for eating too many hot dogs, officials say Florida woman carrying tote that says ‘Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs’ arrested for trafficking meth Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 21st

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 21st

Video shows carjacker drive away with owner clinging to hood of car in Kansas City Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, January 20th

Dumbass News: Monday, January 20th

Air hostess arrested after 1kg of gold was found hidden in rectum as more flight crew probed Toddlers played with dead grandpa’s ashes — and may have eaten them, shocked mom says: ‘The boys got PawPaw!’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, January 20th

Dumbass News: Friday, January 20th

Florida woman hurls burrito at husband after argument over Taco Bell, McDonald’s birthday meal Woman says she got a side of marijuana with her chicken fries at Burger King. Man who felt “sharp pain” while eating Taco Bell discovers someone’s nose ring in his meal Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, January 16th

Dumbass News: Thursday, January 16th

Worker gets nose ring caught in office chair — leading to wild fire-department rescue caught on video Woman arrested for performing illegal medical procedures at New London home Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 15th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 15th

Woman Learned to Take Her Butt Plug Out Before an MRI the Hard Way Man arrested for impersonating police officer Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 14th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 14th

Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Trying to Put Penis in Horse’s Nostril OnlyFans’ Bonnie Blue Says She Broke Record Having Sex With Over 1,000 Men in 12 Hours Man clearing ice with propane torch sets fire to home Florida woman pooped on dollar store floor while accomplice stole cleaning products Think you have a dumb…

Dumbass News: Monday, January 13th

Dumbass News: Monday, January 13th

Police searching for man accused of groping women along Denver metro trails Police: Wisconsin man arrested for masturbating in a Piggly Wiggly Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, January 10th

Dumbass News: Friday, January 10th

Unusual 911 calls of 2024: ‘Mean’ cat, broken washing machine, locked phone Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here