How To Survive Falling Off A Skyscraper Man who spent $6.2 million on banana duct-taped to wall says he’s going to eat it Serial molester with foot fetish gets jail time again after drawing smiley faces on woman’s toes Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
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Villager’s son sentenced for ‘jiggling’ his genitals at hospital 132 hamsters reportedly broke loose on a passenger plane, forcing it out of service for days Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
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Man, 27, Arrested On Lap Dance Larceny Charge, Police Report Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Man fled from crash then tried to report his vehicle as stolen, state police say Man caught trying to steal tires slams into police cruiser Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
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