Dumb Ass News – Florida morons don’t know basic American history (0:00), Senator Richard Blumenthal talks about the 5 marathons he’s run (2:35), Attorney Matt Maddox with the latest developments in the missing New Canaan mom case, including the fight he thinks Norm Pattis can win (10:36), court audio with Joey the DUI guy (23:12), and Chaz and AJ are both annoyed by the viral proposal from the Hartford Marathon, and the guy that broke the world record for fastest marathon time is exposed as a fraud (34:56).