Dumbass News

Dumbass News

Every hour of every day, someone does something dumb. Listen to Chaz and AJ each morning at 7:20 & 9:20am as they highlight the best and dumbest!

Every day, Chaz presents a story. AJ, Phil and Ashley will decide if it’s worth discussing. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.

Dumbass News stories

Man wearing Burger King crown yells N-word on JetBlue flight

A man in a paper Burger King crown hurled racist slurs at a fellow passenger on a New York-bound JetBlue flight, after accusing her of taking his seat and kneeing him in the stomach, videos show. Get the full story HERE.

Cops: Naked Teen Was Covered In Ranch Dressing

A naked Kansas teenager found covered in ranch dressing may be facing criminal charges following a series of bizarre events early Saturday morning, cops say. Get the full story HERE.

Need Some Beach Tips? Britney Spears Has Got You Covered

Britney Spears took to Instagram on Monday to share her top beach tips as Los Angeles continues to stay warm well into the fall. Get the full story HERE.

Elderly Indian man thought to be dead rescued after family put him in freezer

An elderly Indian man put in a see-through freezer box after his apparent death was pulled out alive — when he was spotted moving after 24 hours in his icy coffin. Get the full story HERE.

Local man stabbed after reported ‘dance off’

Two strangers having a dance off ends with one of them stabbing the other. Get the full story HERE.

Dog eats woman’s engagement ring during photo-op fail, alarming Reddit users

A woman has been admonished on Reddit for trying to pose her engagement ring on her dog’s nose – and shouting in surprise when the pup swallowed the sparkler. Get the full story HERE.

Everything Went Wrong for This Weatherman & It Was Hilarious

“There’s no weather today. It’s canceled.” Get the full story HERE.

Louisiana Catholic priest, 37, is arrested for recording himself having a threesome with two dominatrixes on church altar

The unholy trio was discovered by a passerby who noticed the lights at Saints Peter and Paul Roman Catholic Church were on after hours and called police. Get the full story HERE.

Investor finds $10,000 hidden in home, returns it to former owner

He found five envelopes packed with a total of $10,000. The money was hidden throughout the house, including behind a couch, behind an old photo on a wall and behind a phone on a wall. Get the full story HERE.

Jail Employees Face Charges After Using ‘Baby Shark’ Song to Punish Inmates

Inmates at an Oklahoma jail were handcuffed to a wall and forced to stand and listen to the ubiquitous children’s tune on repeat. Get the full story HERE.

Convicted felon arrested after 4 attempted carjackings, causing crashes on I-4 in Polk Co.

Polk County Sheriff’s Office deputies have arrested a suspect who attempted to carjack four vehicles in the Lake Alfred area and also caused several crashes. Get the full story HERE.

2 California passengers arrested after fighting with American Airlines gate member at MIA

According to police and the airline, the couple wanted to board the plane bound for Los Angeles, but they were told they couldn’t get on, not because they weren’t wearing masks, but because the woman wasn’t wearing shoes. Get the full story HERE.

AJ knew wayyyyy too much about Helen Reddy songs

Helen Reddy dead at age 78. Get the full story HERE.

MTA workers had hidden ‘man cave’ below Grand Central tracks, IG report finds

Three MTA tradesmen allegedly boozed, napped and watched TV inside a secret “man cave” built below the tracks at Grand Central Terminal. Get the full story HERE.

Women charged in incident over mask requirement at Logan football game

One woman is charged with trespassing and resisting arrest after refusing to leave a middle school football game in Logan when she was asked to put on a mask and she refused. Get the full story HERE.

Ding Dong Lawyer Dinged For Showing Dong

South Carolina courts have disbarred attorney Jacob Leon Parrott based upon a history of sexual misconduct including indecent exposure and voyeurism. Get the full story HERE.

‘No Accident’: Conservative Pastor Says His Prayer Responsible for Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s Death

Conservative Texas pastor Robert Henderson of Waco’s Radiant Church said Sunday that Ruth Bader Ginsburg died because he prayed for it to happen. Get the full story HERE.

Florida man says school forced son to take off Hooters mask

A Florida man says he has no idea why his son’s fifth-grade teacher forced the boy to change his coronavirus mask, which featured branding from the restaurant Hooters. Get the full story HERE.

Suspicious footage of a ‘UFO’ hovering over New Jersey, Boston and Facts behind the viral footage

Twitter went crazy after a video of an identified object, flying over a part of New Jersey, went viral on TikTok and Twitter. Get the story HERE.

YouTuber explains why he live streamed himself pooping on Nancy Pelosi’s driveway

He said he did so as a “peaceful protest” — but admitted it was a “joke that got out of hand.” Get the full story HERE.

Woman sentenced to jail time for attacking McDonald’s employees because she didn’t get a cookie

A judge sentenced a 24-year-old woman to 90 days in jail after she climbed through a McDonald’s drive thru window and attacked three employees because she did not get a cookie. Get the full story HERE.

Guests horrified as a wedding descends into carnage with the bride brawling in a field & guests passed out on the floor

Get the full story HERE

Mike Tyson Told Joe Rogan That He’s Gotten Erections Due To Being Aroused By Fighting Someone

Mike Tyson is returning to the ring, and with that we’re getting another look at the mindset of one of the most feared boxers on the planet as he gets ready for his next bout. Get the full story HERE.

Woman’s hand sanitizer use sparked a house fire

A mother of three from Austin, Texas is recovering after her house went up in flames when she said she used an off-brand hand sanitizer before she lit a candle at her home. Get the full story HERE.