Dumb Ass News – Can faking a heart attack get you out of a pricey restaurant bill? No. (0:00)
A train collided with an SUV in Cromwell, and miraculously everybody is OK! Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in their stories of major accidents, where everyone walked away without serious injury. (4:45)
A report from Florida spotlighted a filthy restaurant, shut down for numerous citations of rodents and droppings. Then, the Tribe called in their stories of dirty dining. (20:57)