Dumb Ass News – Starting a conversation on Facebook with the police department that is actively looking for you seems like a bad idea. This guy actually managed to do it in a funny way. (0:00) 

AJ picks his own stunts, and the choice he made for this morning’s stunt was a bad one. Chaz couldn’t get over the fact that AJ seems too willing to punish his genitals. **Please do not put IcyHot anywhere near your genitals! (4:20) 

A story from Alabama has been going viral, after an inmate has escaped from prison after taking advantage of a corrections officer. Chaz and AJ spoke with Joe Carlone, a former corrections officer, and Sean Hennessey, a comedian who’s spent a lot of his youth in correction facilities. Neither one of them were surprised by the details of the escape, and both have a grim prediction for how things are going to go for the corrections officer. (17:28) 

Actor Dean Cain was on to talk about his new movie, the college football records he still holds, and dodged a lot of Ashley attention over some fake-sounding nude pictures she found on the internet as a teenager. (38:27)

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Every week, AJ hopes for someone, ANYONE to take his crown and dominate the Flubble Montage. This week, was not that week.  (0:00) 

A spreading tick-borne disease that can kill you, with no symptoms. Ivan the tick guy was on to explain the new, terrifying virus, and then admitted that he loves ticks. (6:22) 

Scot Haney is no fan of mayonnaise. The Tribe started to call in their thoughts and opinions, including one guy who is so disgusted by the condiment that he threw a friend in the pool for flicking some onto his face. (22:44) 

Boss Keith’s Top 5 was more a fact-finding mission for him this week, trying to spend the least amount of money possible on Mother’s Day gifts. (37:08)

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Vincent Candelora was on to talk about the long days recently discussing Connecticut’s new budget. AJ got real mad when a portion of the money was set aside for statue removal. (0:00)

Jimmy Koplik offered his immediate thoughts on the Rock Hall of Fame inductees being announced this week, and how they reflected his own ballot. (17:43)

Dumb Ass News – A couple recorded a hit-and-run, with the offending car smashing repeatedly into road signs and other vehicles – because of the long pieces of lumber stuck through the back windows. (25:32)

The Tribe’s stories about the strangest jobs they’ve ever had, and Josh was a clown for five years in the circus. (31:45)

Dumb Ass News – Today is Phil’s anniversary with his fiancée, Amanda. They met for their first date 7 years ago, and played audio back from talking about the first date. AJ, true to his character, ruined the entire conversation in less than 20 seconds. (40:39)

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