Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to share nursing stories. Nightmare nurses, nurses calling in their memorable moments with patients, it was all fair game. Apparently it’s all too common to have poo thrown at you when you walk into a patient’s room. (0:00) 

Dumb Ass News – Judy the Nurse had one more story for us, and then audio from a very real company that is offering the “Loved One Launcher,” where your cremated remains are fired into the sky and scattered everywhere. (22:24) 

Coach Brent Thompson of the Bridgeport Islanders was on to talk about the team advancing in the playoffs, and if he thinks he’ll be offered the head coaching job for the big club since the other coach was fired. (28:45) 

Rock photographer Neil Zlozower was on to talk about working with Van Halen from ’78 to ’84, during their heyday. Plus, Poison, AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, Joan Jett, Green Day and so many others. (37:49)

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Dumb Ass News – Starting a conversation on Facebook with the police department that is actively looking for you seems like a bad idea. This guy actually managed to do it in a funny way. (0:00) 

AJ picks his own stunts, and the choice he made for this morning’s stunt was a bad one. Chaz couldn’t get over the fact that AJ seems too willing to punish his genitals. **Please do not put IcyHot anywhere near your genitals! (4:20) 

A story from Alabama has been going viral, after an inmate has escaped from prison after taking advantage of a corrections officer. Chaz and AJ spoke with Joe Carlone, a former corrections officer, and Sean Hennessey, a comedian who’s spent a lot of his youth in correction facilities. Neither one of them were surprised by the details of the escape, and both have a grim prediction for how things are going to go for the corrections officer. (17:28) 

Actor Dean Cain was on to talk about his new movie, the college football records he still holds, and dodged a lot of Ashley attention over some fake-sounding nude pictures she found on the internet as a teenager. (38:27)

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Every week, AJ hopes for someone, ANYONE to take his crown and dominate the Flubble Montage. This week, was not that week.  (0:00) 

A spreading tick-borne disease that can kill you, with no symptoms. Ivan the tick guy was on to explain the new, terrifying virus, and then admitted that he loves ticks. (6:22) 

Scot Haney is no fan of mayonnaise. The Tribe started to call in their thoughts and opinions, including one guy who is so disgusted by the condiment that he threw a friend in the pool for flicking some onto his face. (22:44) 

Boss Keith’s Top 5 was more a fact-finding mission for him this week, trying to spend the least amount of money possible on Mother’s Day gifts. (37:08)

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Vincent Candelora was on to talk about the long days recently discussing Connecticut’s new budget. AJ got real mad when a portion of the money was set aside for statue removal. (0:00)

Jimmy Koplik offered his immediate thoughts on the Rock Hall of Fame inductees being announced this week, and how they reflected his own ballot. (17:43)

Dumb Ass News – A couple recorded a hit-and-run, with the offending car smashing repeatedly into road signs and other vehicles – because of the long pieces of lumber stuck through the back windows. (25:32)

The Tribe’s stories about the strangest jobs they’ve ever had, and Josh was a clown for five years in the circus. (31:45)

Dumb Ass News – Today is Phil’s anniversary with his fiancée, Amanda. They met for their first date 7 years ago, and played audio back from talking about the first date. AJ, true to his character, ruined the entire conversation in less than 20 seconds. (40:39)

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