Retired NYPD sergeant Scott Welsh was on with Chaz and AJ to share the exact moment he knew the city had turned on the police. (0:00) 

Paul Templer lost his arm, after being attacked by a hippo. The whole incident was far more brutal than just that injury, and Paul shared every single excruciating detail from his perspective, including the moment he just sat at the bottom of a river, hoping to drown. (17:06) 

Don McLean called in to talk about the 50th anniversary of “American Pie.” He has never explained what the lyrics mean, and Chaz and AJ had a hard time getting any additional information about the song, despite their best efforts. (31:46) 

Comedian Tracy Morgan called in to talk about his show coming to the Ridgefield Playhouse, and why he still loves to do standup comedy, even after his horrific accident in 2014. Plus, the shocking age that he admits to losing his virginity. (38:39)

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Chaz threw a surprise party for his wife, Jennifer over the weekend. AJ, Ashley and Phil were all there, someone wound up falling down on the dance floor, and there was a hospital visit by one of the attendees. Plus, Jennifer’s mom had a blast, and called in to reveal her part of the scheme to keep the party a secret. (0:00) 

Matt Lawlor with the “People of Boston” podcast was on the phone, and shared some interviews he did yesterday in Boston for the St. Patrick’s Day parade. VOLUME WARNING – these folks like to yell. (23:15) 

Jamie “The Bear” McDonald has been helping the Ukranian refugees, by cooking meals for them on the Poland-Ukranian border. Jamie was on to share the things he’s seen, people he’s met, and the great need that remains. (28:28) 

Jimmy Rap was out on the streets of Connecticut this weekend for some St. Patrick’s Day parade audio. He ran into Cackling Carolyn, who seemed to be mid-argument with her fiance, Peter. (45:30)

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Shortly before the news segment began, Chaz and AJ received a text message with a video link to an absolute meltdown by Lisa Lampanelli. While waiting for Phil to add beep tones, Chaz and AJ were trying to figure out what happened to make her so mad, only to realize the video was almost 5 years old. (0:00)

The Flubble Montage featured all four members of the show this week, with some very memorable quotes. (11:44)

Some girls at a Starbucks were harassed by a man that was following them around, touching himself. This happened in Florida, Chaz and AJ played a news report, and then took some calls from the Tribe about the craziest things they’ve seen in public. (15:08)

Joe in Essex shared a crazy story about a massive ship that appeared on the water out of nowhere, since it was a dark night and he was unable to pick them up on radar. (37:48)

Boss Keith came in with his Top 5, which was basically a long-form rant about why no one should ever hit “reply all” on any work email. (41:23)

Chaz’s wife, Jennifer was on this morning to celebrate her 50th birthday. (0:00)

Dumb Ass News – A classic St. Patrick’s Day interview from 2017, when former intern Stoshball met his Irish equal in J-Mac. (8:35)

Kerry the bagpiper was in studio for St. Patrick’s Day. He’s been described as the “Yngwie Malmsteen of bagpipe,” and only picked up playing the instrument after a horrible accident destroyed a few fingers.  (17:53)

Live Nation’s Jimmy Koplik was on to share the way booking concerts is divvied up within the office, why he will still be voting for Dolly Parton after she asked to have her nomination removed from the Rock Hall of Fame, and Governor Lamont calls in to talk Lynyrd Skynyrd. (29:15)

Eddie and Shane from the Trinity Bar in New Haven brought some food and beverages in for St. Patrick’s Day, and shared their stories of leaving Ireland for the United States back in the ’90’s. (51:33)