The Fortnite “black hole” is explained to Chaz and AJ by gamers in the Tribe (0:00), Dumb Ass News – Ridgefield police respond to reports of gunfire, only to find out the culprit is bubble-wrap (11:00), the East Haven FD needs help finding “Sparky” since they can’t call the East Haven PD who claim they stole it! Plus, which department will sing an embarrassing song at the Chaz and AJ Toy Drive? (15:32), the drag racing bust in New Haven, as explained by one of the racers who claimed to have been on the scene (30:23), and a clip of Elton John talking about trying cocaine for the first time hilariously pairs well with an AJ sound clip (42:52).

Dumb Ass News – Florida morons don’t know basic American history (0:00), Senator Richard Blumenthal talks about the 5 marathons he’s run (2:35), Attorney Matt Maddox with the latest developments in the missing New Canaan mom case, including the fight he thinks Norm Pattis can win (10:36), court audio with Joey the DUI guy (23:12), and Chaz and AJ are both annoyed by the viral proposal from the Hartford Marathon, and the guy that broke the world record for fastest marathon time is exposed as a fraud (34:56).

“Mr. President” called in to talk about the McRib, whistle blowers, the new Joker movie, and Bernie Sanders (0:00), Colin Mochrie from “Whose Line is it Anyway?” in studio! The legendary Richard Simmons appearance, the “Wheel of Accents” and more (4:41), Chaz’s fiancee Jennifer calls in from the dentist’s chair high on laughing gas (26:22), Jimmy Koplik addresses the Eagles tour, KISS, rumors about Scorpions, Bob Seger and what to expect from the Bridgeport amphitheater next summer (28:54), a follow-up with Jennifer now that she’s done at the dentist (44:46), and Dumb Ass News – moron in Florida feeds a gator bagels (47:07).