Dumbass News: Tuesday May 28th

Dumbass News: Tuesday May 28th

NYC law student addicted to cheese went to nearly $6K-per-week rehab Mom fined $88,000 after her children collected 72 clams — not seashells — at a California beach ‘It’s not a joke’: Bay Area man buys property without realizing it was underwater TikToker demonstrates how not to put out a grease fire in wild video:…

Dumbass News: Friday May 24th

Dumbass News: Friday May 24th

Couple shocked after discovering man having sex with their pink Tesla for three hours ‘Wheel of Fortune’ contestant offers wild, X-rated guess — sending audience into hysterics Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it 

Dumbass News: Thursday May 23rd

Dumbass News: Thursday May 23rd

Mom melts down after son snubbed at elementary school award ceremony: ‘Single these motherf—king kids out!’ Man arrested after allegedly assaulting wife with waffle Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday May 22nd

Dumbass News: Wednesday May 22nd

Man hurling fish, carrots inside Lincoln DMV caused $9,000 in damage, police say Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday May 21st

Dumbass News: Tuesday May 21st

Suspect’s fondness for Funyuns leads to arrest in pair of Indy robberies What we know about disgusting ‘Italian’ petrol pump sex act vid flooding social media Bizarre moment women pose for selfie after bloody car crash in Mexico Two men steal cases of Bud Light beer at gunpoint at Fort Worth gas station Naked Florida…

Dumbass News: Monday May 20th

Dumbass News: Monday May 20th

Woman discovers husband is cheating on her after puppy swallows his mistress’s thong High turnout turns dino record attempt into Tyrannosaurus wreck Person trying to take selfie falls 40 feet from Portland power line tower Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday May 17th

Dumbass News: Friday May 17th

Woman Attacked by Bull on Baja California Sur Beach in Harrowing Video Man Busted For Battery With His Soiled Diaper Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday May 16th

Dumbass News: Thursday May 16th

DoorDash driver ‘penalized’ for refusing delivery to nudist customer who planned on ‘exposing’ himself A Burglar Left a “Large Bowel Movement” in Someone’s Toilet Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Chaz and AJ Show Rundown: Thursday, May 16th

Chaz and AJ Show Rundown: Thursday, May 16th

6:00. Gunman opens fire on cab 6:20. The Top Ten Box office flops with Ruth (203) 882-9757 7:00. What’s the verdict on the Bristol Geese? 7:20. Dumb Ass News. Fill in the blank, win a tank of gas and maybe $1000 courtesy of Chevrolet of Milford. Vince Berry in studio 7:30. Soundside presale is today!…

Dumbass News: Tuesday May 14th

Dumbass News: Tuesday May 14th

‘Porch pirate’ caught on video stealing iPad right out of FedEx worker’s hands GA boy thought he was drinking Mountain Dew. Why a middle school worker has now been charged Homeless woman was living inside Michigan rooftop store sign with computer, coffee maker Illinois students hire bagpiper to follow high school principal around in noisy…