Georgia man plays saxophone on delayed flight Man tells police he’s a ‘professional drinker’ following multi-vehicle crash Witness recalls last words of man who died jumping over shark net at Gold Coast beach Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
US teacher loses job after bathroom ban led to children urinating on themselves Pinky the Cat “He’s a very loving cat!” Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Making this animal sound on the toilet can actually help you poop — a childhood habit works too Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Japanese supermarket launches drinkable mayonnaise Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Crews rescue Santa Claus stuck on the side of building during holiday event Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Naked teacher caught inside elementary school with sex toys, drugs and women’s underwear Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Couple charged after performing botched home circumcision: ‘Did not go as planned’ Pregnant driver calls 911 when brakes fail as she heads toward lake, Illinois cops say Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Man charged with stealing shopping cart of Red Bull, leading police on 120 mph pursuit Man accused of shoplifting during ‘Shop With a Cop’ holiday event at Walmart Bizarre moment boy pulls out tooth using pet parrot Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Wisconsin women unleash primal screams in protest of Trump win Naked Man Clears Out Tolland Restaurant At The Height Of Dinnertime Brat trashes Walmart as adults make excuses for her in wild video: ‘You don’t know what she’s going through!’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Mass. man allegedly kills ‘sneezing’ elderly roommate for being ‘too close’ to Thanksgiving dinner he was cooking ‘Dog names’ for babies is the next big baby-naming trend Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here