Dumbass News: Monday, March 31st

Dumbass News: Monday, March 31st

3 teen girls try to stab mom for turning off Wi-Fi: Sheriff Idaho governor signs bill criminalizing public breast exposure and ‘truck nuts’ Mystery man has been leaving jugs of urine in Oregon neighborhood recycling bins for months: ‘It’s a lot of pee’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, March 28th

Dumbass News: Friday, March 28th

A pilot forgot his passport, so he turned the plane around Plumber returns to re-clog pipe after restaurant refuses to pay bill Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, March 26th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, March 26th

Boy Has Hilarious Reaction to Raw Cacao He Mistakes for Chocolate Man turns up to A&E with girlfriend’s hand ‘stuck in his mouth’ as he ‘drools everywhere’ Mascot accused of pushing child blames 9-year-old for starting fight: ‘He didn’t go for a high five’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 25th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 25th

Sound of a guy being attacked by a squirrel Captain Declares Emergency After Passenger Keeps Flicking Lighter: ‘This Is Your Last Chance—I Will Divert The Aircraft” Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, March 24th

Dumbass News: Monday, March 24th

Person In Mickey Mouse Costume Wanted For Threatening Tourists With A Knife A passenger says a United pilot forcibly removed him from an airplane bathroom. Now he is suing Man nearly electrocuted after cutting copper wire, knocking out power in Northeast Philadelphia Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, March 20th

Dumbass News: Thursday, March 20th

Florida woman arrested for allegedly slicing man’s face open with Pringles can Toddler, 3, Saves Great-Grandma After She Suffers Scary Fall, She ‘Calls Him Her Hero’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, March 19th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, March 19th

Man chugs beer in stolen ambulance before being arrested by police, authorities say United passenger punches gate agent and knocks him out Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 18th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 18th

‘That Ain’t No Crappie.’ Watch This 13-Year-Old Catch a State-Record Largemouth Bass Through the Ice Man seen casually eating pieces of bloody NYC rat corpse in stomach-churning video: ‘What the f–k?’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, March 17th

Dumbass News: Monday, March 17th

Florida police officer drops off pizza for delivery worker stymied by 8-foot alligator Children interrupt BBC News interview Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 11th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 11th

Man Undergoes Emergency Surgery After Suffering Ruptured Artery by Picking His Nose Woman Jumped on Car During Road Rage Incident Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here