Dumbass News: Thursday, November 2nd

Napa Homeowner Allegedly Stabbed By Trespasser Pulls Knife Out of His Own Back, Stabs Suspect

Banana Tried To Give Police The Slip

Couple thinks they found a message in a bottle at the beach — turns out it was someone’s ashes: ‘Sorry Geoff’

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